you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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