Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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