Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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