Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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