please come you make the beer taste better
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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