does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We are all done wearing pants today
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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