even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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