I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Welp...herpes.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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