if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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