and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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