So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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