What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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