i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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