so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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