wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
