We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I understand Curling. That high.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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