Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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