I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm like, not good at living.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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