Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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