Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
did i just pee glitter
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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