so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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