kristin has been a bad kristin
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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