i just had sex bonerless
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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