Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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