its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
now i know why i became what i already was.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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