I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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