so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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