So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
one might say we're banned from that church
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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