SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Oh god it's open bar.
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