Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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