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you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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