we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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