how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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