we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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