they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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