I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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