Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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