Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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