pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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