No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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