Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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