Ambien. No doubt about it.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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