I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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