Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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