nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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