dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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