I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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