Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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