i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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