Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
