I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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